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I'm a sinner
and a winner!

RIP

Rest In Peace knowing your
entry to Heaven is just a click away!

What if you could be as unscrupulous as you liked but still be guaranteed a place in Heaven.

Well, we have the answer... Welcome to Dollar Heaven Club, your ticket to the afterlife you don't deserve!

Join us and buy your way into Heaven!

  •  100% VIP Access to Heaven for just a Buck a Week
     

  • Queue Jump - Easy Access at the Pearly Gates
     

  • Guaranteed Entry or Your Money Back!

  • Sin All You Want – We’ve Got Your Afterlife Covered!
     

  • Free T-Shirt and Certificate with Every Membership
     

  • Exclusive Meet and Greet with the Big Guy - Selfies Allowed!

Buy a year's membership today and we’ll extend it to a lifetime for free! 

Why join us?

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Count Dracula
It's a devil of a job being a vampire. You'd be a sucker not to sign up to Dollar Heaven Club
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Medusa
After all those people I've turned to stone... I'd lose my head if it wasn't for Dollar Heaven Club
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Vlad the Impaler
You've got to stick it to God, he was never going to let me in.  Thanks to Dollar Heaven Club for showing him the sharp end! 
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Krampus
I'll punish you if you dont buy a Dollar Heaven Club membership for your most villainous friend!

Want to find out more?

Read our origin story and learn how a conversation between our founder St Buck and the Big Guy led to a divine shift in the traditional merit-based system for entering heaven.

Ready to join
Dollar Heaven Club?
It's to die for!

Still not Convinced?

We don't believe in blind faith and nor should you. Read our Frequently Asked Questions to find out how Dollar Heaven Club can truly help you.

Buy a years membership and get a free T-shirt and personalized E Certificate

The T-shirt is to die for -
We hope you wear it to death!

The t-shirt and certificate

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25% OFF

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