We don't really have any terms and conditions as such, we just do as we please... After all, we're in the Dollar Heaven Club too so we can be as unscrupulous as you are and there's going to be no repercussions. Like you, once we signed up our place in Heaven was guaranteed! 

 

But what about the money back guarantee we hear you ask... Arr yes there is that. We're not complete villains so we will honour that promise. All we require is written and signed proof from Satan that you ended up in Hell instead and we'll give you a full refund. 

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Remember to live a peaceful life and be kind but if you can't don't worry cos we've got your back ;)